Spend the entire first date, discussing the pros, and cons, of having, or not having, sexual relations, on the first date, then ending the evening, by having sex on the first date! Kidding, of course! Chewing an entire pack of bubblegum, then seeing who can blow the biggest bubble! Having the maitre de approach me, and saying, " I'm sorry, but the janitor position has been filled." Seeing the look on my dates face, when I tell her, my car has been stolen, while having dinner, and that we will be riding the dishwashers bicycle home....

You may need someone to pick-up your car, literally, and move it, to a different spot. I can help you with retaliatory one-liners, to say to those annoying friends, that think they're so quick and witty! I can, will, definately, turn your frown, upside down, after dancing with me! What lady doesn't like to dance?

Don't smother! Don't give up too much of yourself...Even if it's in good intention, she may not be able to accept, or want to, have that, "thrown at her." Don't EVER think that real girls, like the bad-boy types! I'm not that type, and won't be, even if she would like me to be....Like Dr. Phil would say, "Get Real!"

Faith, the condition of our elderly, the plight of animals, environment. Stop all the hating! I know there's ladies, who could truly, benefit from what I have to offer...It's my duty to find her, and make myself available, to her, so she can be happy...

1.Getting caught in a hailstorm...hours of bodysurfing, boogieboarding, longboard surfing, then cook an amazing seafood feast, and enjoying it, alongside, a precious female companion, as the sun sets, then...? 2.When I open my mail, it say's, I have won an, all-expense, paid, 2-week stay, at Hilton Waikoloa Village Resort, in Hawaii, with Tyra Banks!

I wish those days, could, come back, once more!..I wish those day's, heh, never had to go! Never had to gooo! Duu-duu, du-du, du, dut-dut, dudat, du-dat, du! Duh-du, duh-du, dut, dut-dat, du-dat-du! From Stevie Wonders, single recording, "I wish."