Last Login: Mar 31, 2013

Introduction

WANTED: Lady sought for position of friend/companion for early 60's male. Use your superior communication and social skills to build a rewarding long-term relationship. Must be willing to work evenings and weekends. Overnight travel may eventually be required including trips to visit relatives, occasional evaluations of resorts, environmental studies in the wilderness, and observation of foreign cultures.


RESPONSIBILITIES: This position calls for participation in dinner meetings at fine restuarants, as well as casual outdoor picnics. A hug and a kiss will be required after successful completion of such expeditions where all objectives are happily met. in addition, you should be prepared to hold hands spontaneously, kiss and get closer once you show competance in other areas of responsibility (especially the conversational dinners). You may be asked to discuss issues affecting our community locally, nationally, and internationally. An occasional open-air concert or something similar with groups of friends may also be required.


PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: No previous experience will prepare you for this position. Enthusiasm for on-the-job training is a must. Success in this position will require a sense of humor. The presence of children is also not required, but enjoyment of them will be considered a plus.


COMPENSATION: This is a volunteer position. In fact you may find there is nowhere near as much tea in China as you thought. This will start out as a temporary position, but should be approached with the potential to move in to a permanent position.


BENEFITS: A plush benefits package is included. This includes homemade gourmet meals prepared exactly to your tastes, gestures of affection, encouraging words after a long day, funny stories to amuse you, among many other delights.